Carly Fiorina Plays With Puppies, Tells One Obama Ate His Cousin, And Eats a Dog Bone In a New Video

I was waiting for it to say “brought to you by The Onion” or something like that at the end…nope. Just Carly Fiorna’s real life campaign video doing huge things. If you can’t get down with a presidential nominee that’ll bite right into a milkbone on camera I don’t want you voting at all.

I don’t understand why at the end she said “I really like cats too though”. Take a stand for me one time, politician! You don’t need the cat voters anyway.

PS: The end of the video with the talking dogs put it way over the top for me. A+.